How to upgrade your Blackberry Smartphone to Android 4.2

So everyone seems to be going android now especially now that Tecno
has come up with a new range of cheap Android phones.
Now we have come up with one of the latest technology to upgrade your
Blackberry phone to an Android
The procedure is easy but you have to follow it carefully else you
could destroy your phone forever. If you aren't sure of yourself, give
your phone to someone who is tech savvy to follow these steps for you.
The procedure
Get your blackberry smartphone ready phone ready. Make sure it is fully charged
Got to your kitchen
Get a fry pan and pour any kind of oil into it.
Set it to heat on the cooker/stove and wait till it begins to give off
a bit of smoke to show it is very hot.
Throw your phone into the pan and let it heat till it is a crisp
golden brown then remove it.
Take a bath, dress up and go to a Samsung store
Buy a Samsung Galaxy S4
Congratulations, you have successfully upgraded from Blackberry to
Android! You can now enjoy android like everybody else. Again, make
sure you follow the procedure carefully for maximum results. Have fun
upgrading!
(Disclaimer: The writer of this article will take no responsibility
for any phones damaged while following this procedure. Using this
tutorial is fully at the risk of the reader.)
- Zakura Weekly

EPL Watch: Chelsea go top after derby win, Saints shock Liverpool By Ifreke Inyangon September 21, 2013

Oscar and Mikel scored, as Chelsea recorded a win in five attempts
against Fulham on Saturday.
Jose Mourinho and his men came into the West London derby, without a
win since August 21 and smarting from two successive losses to Everton
and Basel. They were almost behind again in the first half, but Fulham
striker Darren Bent shot tamely at Petr Cech.
Oscar – once again preferred to Juan Mata, who was completely left out
of the squad – scored the Blues first goal in four hours, capitalising
on Stockdale's error to tap in. With five minutes to go, Nigerian
midfielder Mikel Obi made the points safe, bundling home from inside
the box – his first goal in 258 games.

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Mourinho – ‘Mata must fight for his place’ By Zezuon September 21, 2013 Pin It

Jose Mourinho has said it is up to Juan Mata to reclaim his position
as the primary playmaker in order to get more playing time or adopt a
new approach and position that will enable him play with Oscar.
The Chelsea coach has finally decided to address the situation with
the English press:
"There are things I cannot speak with you about. It's part of a
process with him, too. One thing is to play with Ramires and Oscar in
the side, them closing each side, and Mata as a No. 10 behind the
striker, clever assists and clever passes, fantastic actions because
he has great talent.
"Another thing is to adapt to the way we want to play. In this moment,
Oscar is my No. 10 and, if somebody tells me that Oscar is not
Chelsea's best player since the beginning of the season, I'd have to
disagree. These are football issues."
When asked whether Mata must dislodge Brazil international Oscar at
present, Mourinho said: "Yes."
He added: "They can [play together], when he adapts to it. But I'm not
ready to play Oscar following full-backs, because he plays in that
position for the country with more talented players than anyone else
in the world in that position. I want to build with Oscar as my No.
10. I want the other two players, from the side, to adapt to that
reality and learn now to do things that they were not ready to do
before."
Chelsea insiders claim that this doesn't mean the manager is willing
to sell the Spainard, he just doesn't want to reveal his tactical
secrets.
Mourinho also stated that he does not intend to use Inter Milan's
approach against Barcelona again.
The infamous 2009-10 semi-final saw the Italian side resort to a
negative approach, blocking out Barca in order to win 3-2 on aggregate
and eventually become champions.
"You need an adaptation, not only psychologically but also physically.
If you sit there deep in a low block, with no spaces, you can be there
three hours. I went with Inter to Barcelona and, for 60 minutes, we
played with ten men and if we needed to be there longer we'd have
played for another 60 minutes. I don't want my team to play like
that."
Mourinho stated that was part of a new proactive approach that had
been agreed with Roman Abramovich.
"We don't want to be reactive. We want to be proactive, and to educate
the players in this direction," he said. "We had one meeting — not
five, ten, 20 — but one, and in that meeting we had not an agreement
but we were all convinced this was the way we want to do it. This is
the way we want to do it.
"I really don't want new players in January. I don't want. But at the
end of the season, as a natural evolution, we will find these players
can make us better — one here, one there.
"The project is beautiful. We had two very ugly results — we don't
like [them], we are not used to them… it's a problem for us. But I
accept criticism.
"Mr Abramovich is the owner of the club, my boss. But, directly and
indirectly, we are in contact every week. Not to say many times, but I
explain what I'm doing because that's part of my job. You do that in
your job, and I do that here. I always did. Is he upset with the
results? I hope so."

Why President Jonathan Fired Special Advisers Posted by: niyion September 21, 2013

Indications emerged last night President Goodluck Jonathan was
uncomfortable with his dwindling political fortunes in the National
Assembly despite the control of the two chambers of the national
legislature by his party.
Presidential sources hinted Saturday Vanguard that Jonathan was
particularly irked by the show of shame that erupted on the floor of
the House of Representatives earlier in the week as a result of the
face off between his supporters and opponents in the PDP, which broke
into two last month.
There have been reports that a fat sum of money, which was meant to be
disbursed to sympathetic lawmakers was not properly distributed
thereby infuriating those who made the money available.
Some lawmakers were said to have receive a paltry $25,000 instead of
$100,000 said to have been earmarked for them.
The wrong application of the money is said to have been partly
responsible for the free-for-all on the floor of the House of
Representatives during the week.
The source said that Jonathan was compelled to fire his Special
Adviser on National Assembly Matters, Sen. Joy Emordi, because of her
perceived weakness and inability to influence the lawmakers in his
favour.
The Presidency is said to have complained that Emordi had not been
able to exert her position on the legislature and attract the
requisite respect and support from majority of the members for
Jonathan since her engagement about two years ago.
Presidential strategists pondered why the 'opponents' of the President
appeared to be gaining more attention in the NASS in spite of the
position of Emordi and hordes of other officials working for the
President.
A source said, "It is clear to Mr. President that Emordi's presence
has not earned him the needed leverage in the legislature as many
members continue to work against his interest despite the fact that
they are from the dame party.
"She (Emordi) has clearly demonstrated through a lackluster perforce
that she cannot build the required bridge between the President and
the lawmakers and she had to go," the source said.
It was learnt last night that the Presidency was already shopping for
a more fiery northern politician, who would not only be able to
attract the necessary political clout but also be able to mobilise
support for the President.
Olagunju on the other hand is said to have failed to move NEPAD from
its precarious state since his appointment and had to be booted out by
the Presidency.
"NEPAD under Olagunju was dead and was only waiting for its final
burial," a source in the agency lamented, saying that the man had even
outlived his usefulness.
Reacting to the development yesterday, Senator Joy Emodi in between
receiving calls from serving legislators and well wishers expressed
thanks to the president and the legislators for the support given her
in the course of her assignment.
"I thank the president and all the legislators for the opportunity
given to me to work with them."
Senator Emodi was appointed to the position in 2011 and walked the
difficult path of forging cordiality between the administration and
the often skeptical National Assembly.
She was able to win the confidence of the legislators despite the hard
feelings felt towards some elements in the administration. [Vanguard]

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